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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

by: hwybear on
Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:07 pm

Ole lived across the Minnesota River from Clarence Bunsen,
whom he didn't like at all. They were yelling across the
river at each other all the time.

Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis
river, I'd come ofver dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"

This went on for years. Finally, the state built a bridge
across the river right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena , says, "Now iss yer chance, Ole. Vhy
doncha go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said
you vud?"

Ole replied, "OK, by yimminy, I tink I vill do yust dat!"

Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a sign on the bridge
and stopped to read it, then turned around and came back
home.

Lena asked, "Vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, " Lena , I tink I changed my mind 'bout beatin' up
dat Clarence. You know, vhen I yell at him from across da
river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge
dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 In."
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by: Radar Identified on
Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:46 pm

admin wrote:Yes its True! The Worst song Ever has arrived!
MAKE IT STOP!
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by: Stanton on
Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:53 pm

Radar Identified wrote:
admin wrote:Yes its True! The Worst song Ever has arrived!
MAKE IT STOP!
But today, April 1st is... Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend! Weekend! Friday, Friday! Getting down on Friday! Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend!

That also means that... tomorrow is Saturday! And Sunday comes afterwards!


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by: Squishy on
Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:55 pm

It's Monday, don't listen to that song.

Speaking of AAAAARGH and being the joke thread...some of you know that's my plate. There's a dispatcher that puts "(for real)" next to it every time I log in. :shock: :lol: :lol: Maybe the next dispatcher took over and thought it was a prank.
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by: Stanton on
Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:38 am

That whole run is pretty amazing. He maintained an average speed of over 180km on 60km+ of roadway. I still cant beleive the recovery he made at the end of the video. I've watched it a couple of times and keep thinking the car is too far gone to recover.


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by: admin on
Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:03 pm

Definitely, the driver was a pro how he handled the almost wipeout...excellent driving skills definitely.




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by: Stanton on
Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:48 pm

admin wrote:Heres another classic ..

Top Gear: James May's Bugatti Veyron Top Speed Test - Top Gear - BBC autos
There's a more recent episode where May beats his record shown above with a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport by 10 km/hr. The official Bugatti test driver managed to reach an average top speed of 431 km/hr afterwards. :shock:


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