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Re: Where Did The Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

by: hwybear on
Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:07 pm

Ole lived across the Minnesota River from Clarence Bunsen,

whom he didn't like at all. They were yelling across the

river at each other all the time.


Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis

river, I'd come ofver dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"


This went on for years. Finally, the state built a bridge

across the river right there by their houses.


Ole's wife, Lena , says, "Now iss yer chance, Ole. Vhy

doncha go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said

you vud?"


Ole replied, "OK, by yimminy, I tink I vill do yust dat!"


Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a sign on the bridge

and stopped to read it, then turned around and came back

home.


Lena asked, "Vhy did you come back?"


Ole said, " Lena , I tink I changed my mind 'bout beatin' up

dat Clarence. You know, vhen I yell at him from across da

river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge

dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 In."

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by: Stanton on
Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:53 pm

Radar Identified wrote:
admin wrote:Yes its True! The Worst song Ever has arrived!



MAKE IT STOP!


But today, April 1st is... Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybodys looking forward to the weekend! Weekend! Friday, Friday! Getting down on Friday! Everybodys looking forward to the weekend!


That also means that... tomorrow is Saturday! And Sunday comes afterwards!



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by: Stanton on
Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:48 pm

admin wrote:Heres another classic ..


Top Gear: James May's Bugatti Veyron Top Speed Test - Top Gear - BBC autos


There's a more recent episode where May beats his record shown above with a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport by 10 km/hr. The official Bugatti test driver managed to reach an average top speed of 431 km/hr afterwards. :shock:

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