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admin wrote:Heres another classic ..

Top Gear: James May's Bugatti Veyron Top Speed Test - Top Gear - BBC autos
There's a more recent episode where May beats his record shown above with a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport by 10 km/hr. The official Bugatti test driver managed to reach an average top speed of 431 km/hr afterwards. :shock:

Wow no way....that is some crazy speeeds! In the above video test he hits 407 only and that is fast!! 431 ..hmm wonder how much more horsepower that took lol.


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Test your knowledge of the Highway Traffic Act.

See if you can spot the Highway Traffic Act violation in the following video:




Answer: If you guessed expired val tag, you're correct! ;)


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SQUID!
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Couldn't help myself:




watch the whole thing
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For all the Batman Fans, Batman in Toronto!



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i've been meaning to share this here, but kept forgetting!

Staged Car Accident on the 401

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a52_1329075692


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Haha Nice! I gotta get me one of those dash cams!


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The guy in the Acura in the "staged car accident" has been getting continuous death threats, and people have stuck threatening posters and flyers all over his neighbourhood and on his home. :shock:
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Only in *cough* Quebec *cough*



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Crazyyy



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Giggedy



Edit: The best part was where the guy burned his clutch when he thought he was doing a standing burnout. Methinks that cost a LOT more than $600.
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Neat combination of talent and complete lack of talent.


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Not sure if this has already been posted but this one was in the Toronto Star today. I like how her mother says her daughter has never done it before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 8lxqgdo8iw

Woman drives on sidewalk to avoid school bus
One of the greatest sins a driver can commit, right up there with blocking the path of an emergency vehicle, is ignoring the flashing lights on a school bus that is stopped to load or unload kids. One impatient Cleveland woman thought she had the perfect solution: Rather than pass to the left of the bus on the left, she took her “Trail Rated” CUV onto the sidewalk.

Having spotted the woman doing this in the past, school bus driver Uriah Herron made a call to police and then used his cell camera to grab video of the Jeep being pulled over. In the video, the bus had stopped to pick up a handicapped child, when along came 32-year-old Shena Hardin, who headed for the sidewalk without hesitation. Hardin’s mother, who was riding shotgun says her daughter has never done this before: “Today was the first day she did that and that was a bad move today.”

But the mom of the disabled child disagrees, saying: “No, she did it all last school year. I was over there February of last year. She did it ever since then.”

Hardin received a ticket for failing to stop for the school bus according to NewsNet5.


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