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Ole lived across the Minnesota River from Clarence Bunsen,

whom he didn't like at all. They were yelling across the

river at each other all the time.

Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis

river, I'd come ofver dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"

This went on for years. Finally, the state built a bridge

across the river right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena , says, "Now iss yer chance, Ole. Vhy

doncha go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said

you vud?"

Ole replied, "OK, by yimminy, I tink I vill do yust dat!"

Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a sign on the bridge

and stopped to read it, then turned around and came back

home.

Lena asked, "Vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, " Lena , I tink I changed my mind 'bout beatin' up

dat Clarence. You know, vhen I yell at him from across da

river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge

dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 In."

Yes its True! The Worst song Ever has arrived!

admin wrote:Yes its True! The Worst song Ever has arrived!

MAKE IT STOP!

Radar Identified wrote:

admin wrote:Yes its True! The Worst song Ever has arrived!

MAKE IT STOP!

But today, April 1st is... Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybodys looking forward to the weekend! Weekend! Friday, Friday! Getting down on Friday! Everybodys looking forward to the weekend!

That also means that... tomorrow is Saturday! And Sunday comes afterwards!

Aaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

It's Monday, don't listen to that song.

Speaking of AAAAARGH and being the joke thread...some of you know that's my plate. There's a dispatcher that puts "(for real)" next to it every time I log in. Maybe the next dispatcher took over and thought it was a prank.

Raj from Big Bang Theory Singing...one of the best shows on Tv right now!

SAVE MY AUNTS, GREEN LANTERN!

Subaru Isle of Man TT Record Attempt

That whole run is pretty amazing. He maintained an average speed of over 180km on 60km+ of roadway. I still cant beleive the recovery he made at the end of the video. I've watched it a couple of times and keep thinking the car is too far gone to recover.

Definitely, the driver was a pro how he handled the almost wipeout...excellent driving skills definitely.

Heres another classic ..

Top Gear: James May's Bugatti Veyron Top Speed Test - Top Gear - BBC autos

admin wrote:Heres another classic ..

Top Gear: James May's Bugatti Veyron Top Speed Test - Top Gear - BBC autos

There's a more recent episode where May beats his record shown above with a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport by 10 km/hr. The official Bugatti test driver managed to reach an average top speed of 431 km/hr afterwards.