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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

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admin

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:52 am

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Stanton wrote:

admin wrote:

Heres another classic ..

Top Gear: James May's Bugatti Veyron Top Speed Test - Top Gear - BBC autos

There's a more recent episode where May beats his record shown above with a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport by 10 km/hr. The official Bugatti test driver managed to reach an average top speed of 431 km/hr afterwards. :shock:

Wow no way....that is some crazy speeeds! In the above video test he hits 407 only and that is fast!! 431 ..hmm wonder how much more horsepower that took lol.

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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

Stanton

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:06 pm

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Location: Ontario

Test your knowledge of the Highway Traffic Act.

See if you can spot the Highway Traffic Act violation in the following video:

Answer: If you guessed expired val tag, you're correct!

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Radar Identified

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:30 pm

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SQUID!

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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

Reflections

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:35 pm

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Couldn't help myself:

watch the whole thing

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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

admin

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:46 pm

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For all the Batman Fans, Batman in Toronto!

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iFly55

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:56 pm

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i've been meaning to share this here, but kept forgetting!

Staged Car Accident on the 401

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a52_1329075692

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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

admin

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:17 pm

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Haha Nice! I gotta get me one of those dash cams!

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Radar Identified

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:24 am

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The guy in the Acura in the "staged car accident" has been getting continuous death threats, and people have stuck threatening posters and flyers all over his neighbourhood and on his home. :shock:

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:50 pm

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Only in *cough* Quebec *cough*

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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

admin

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:55 am

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Crazyyy

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Re: Where Did the Jokes Go?? Add / Read Funny Jokes Here!

Radar Identified

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:57 pm

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Giggedy

Edit: The best part was where the guy burned his clutch when he thought he was doing a standing burnout. Methinks that cost a LOT more than $600.

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